A conversation my brother and I had while watching The Pagemaster on a Friday night:
Him: Why do libraries always have lions out front?
Me: Maybe because they’re actually lion-braries.
Him: Or because they have cat-egories!
[Pause]
Him: Because they use the Dewey deci-bird system!
Me: That one sucked.
Him: Yeah.
[Pause]
Me: There’s no paw-city of knowledge!
Him: Nice.
Him: Oh! Because they have tails!
Me: How was that not the first thing we thought of?